So day starts with massive headache, noise in my pilot and wanting to punch Eve in the throat!!!

I now have a 10th grader and two kindergarteners. melancholy

Your money will never impress me. No I don’t wanna have sex. The thought of having sex with you makes me want to stab my eyes out with a spoon….trust me less painful. U make me sick!

I have decided I don’t like who I am on twitter. I took it off my phone. Didn’t shut it down yet, have met some great people there. Its me but me amped. Love it or hate it…hmmm

So today I found out jerks are always jerks…no matter what.

Circle of friends

So I just found out our old yet still strong Circle is having a party on the 30th of this month. Now this would normally not worry me but…. 1. They want to party like before we had children 2. A beer funnel will be involved 3. My Ex who hasn’t dated anyone else and can’t talk to me although we were friends for 11 years will be there. Cried when I returned his things…. 4. Got a call last night from Dustin. Oh Dustin, we have also been friends 11 years but we had sex once. He explains to me that I should have been with him instead of above mentioned and can’t wait to see me. Terms like “sweetness” and “sexy” were said and how great our relationship would have been…

So to break it down …. I will be at this party with a bag over my head with a little hole for the bottle to fit into. Can you say “no fun for Ally”. Damn it!!

I really wish that was true …. I sure am tired of all that doesn’t seem right.

Random: I wake most mornings in tears for no apparent reason….?

I hate when life makes crazy turns. I hate being confused I hate not knowing what is going to happen I hate not having a plan I hate thinking something can make me happy while making someone else unhappy I hate having IBS I hate the word hate…. That is all

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